
Why He’s Hot:
- His name is Craigery Michael Owens. Craigery. Michael. Owens. Craig for short. That’s the name of a man you’d be proud to scream at the ceiling.
- He’s the former lead singer of the hardcore band Chiodos, he has an acoustic project, he’s in a supergroup called Isles & Glaciers, and he’s done some work with The Sound Of Animals Fighting. Oh, and did I mention the wonderful, poppy Cinematic Sunrise? What can’t this motherfucker do? A work ethic is sexy – almost as sexy as his face.
- He’s got the voice of an angel and the scream of a grade-A demon, and he can switch between the two instantly. Who wouldn’t love listening to that every night? And I’m not just talking about when he’s on stage…
- The tattoos. This sexy fucker got “sincerity” inked across his throat – his throat – to remind himself to always speak the truth. He’s also got an octopus on his arm, and a Shakespeare quote (“All the world’s a stage”) across his chest. Hot. Damn. We all know you’d like to lick that ink off his body.
- That baby face. Sure, he’s got a serious side, but he’s got a silly, juvenile side as well. Look at that mischievous face. That’s the face of a man who would chase you around the house with a Super Soaker before making sweet, sweet love to you.
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