Hate is easy, Love takes courage...

(386): Don’t ask how, but I’m pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland…

(519): her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

(412): remeber the saying “bad choices make good memories” dude our bad choices dont even make memories.

(919): It’s hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.

(248): We aren’t going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
(440): I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
(248): Playoffs. This shit is serious.

(203): So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.

(330): The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.

(434): NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.

I literally laughed out loud at some of these, others were just wayy to relatable. Haha